My 10 best Piss-Offs
- 1. End every sentence with "Does this make sense?"
- 2. When your significant other tells you they love you - don't answer.
- 3. When the new puppy poops on the floor look at it and instead of cleaning it up- step over it.
- 4. When you answer the phone, after the calling party says hello- say hello, hello, hello like you can't hear them. (works great for screening calls too)
- 5. Put your feet up on the seat in front of you at any theater event.
- 6. When an unauthorized sales person calls you on the phone, don't answer any of their questions but ask them questions about them.
- 7. At the dog park, tell everyone you pass that the dog they have looks like a stolen dog on the local "dog lost" posters.
- 8. Pay for your next full tank of gas with all unrolled dimes, AFTER you have already pumped the gas so they can't refuse them.
- 9. When dining at a fine restaurant, keep calling the waiter back to make minor changes on your order.
- And MY favorite:
- 10. Invite your in-laws over for dinner and then go out and not be home.
I Hate Other People's Kids or Put Your Friggin Kids on a Leash BITCH!
You are Sure to piss somebody Off!
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