Ways to be Annoying

Ways to be Annoying: "Little things that piss people off.
From Lifes's Little Destruction Book By Charles Sherwood Dane

* Take the hotel towel
* Pay tolls with $100 bills
* Practice the art of limp handshakes
* Tell the ending of movies
* Give little kids clothes for their birthdays
* Leave the toilet seat up
* Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane
* Turn on your brights for oncoming traffic
* Finish other people's crossword puzzles
* Use the last square of toilet paper
* Tailgate the elderly
* Drum your fingers during other people's presentations
* Blow out other people's birthday candles
* Don't leave a message at the beep
* Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
* Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways
* Eat produce at the market; don't buy it"

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