Eliot Spitzer Client #9 Spawns Funny Political T-shirts and Panties

Be a Politician and Zig when you should Zag and within hours literally there will be T-shirt Designs to make mockery of you and moolah for the designers. Which is exactly what is happening to our Dear New York Governor, Eliot Spritzer who is now well known as Client #9 at the posh and Elite Emperors Club. This is only the most recent of the Political Sex Scandals that give our National News the Buzz we are so thirsty to hear.
According to MoonBattery: "It's all part of being an alpha male" - According to the New York Times ; Felled by Scandal, Spitzer Says Focus Is on His Family (Where have we heard that one before?)

So who is this now famous Emperors Club VIP call girl who allegedly serviced Gov Spritzer? Does Kristen Ring a bell? Well- According to the Huffington Post, Kristen AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, age 22 an aspiring singer from a broken home who lives in New York City. Kristen has certainly got the fame now.


So there you have it- The New York BUZZ that claims one New York Governor, Eliot Spritzer, had sex with a Emperors Club VIP Hooker. It still makes one wonder why in times like this Why this is such a huge deal- I mean men have sex and men pay for sex- so because he is a public figure - now he has stepped down from his Governorship- Oh well, maybe because he spent tax payers dollars ? Who knows? Like the panties say- Hi I'm Kristen and I was SO worth it - Were you Kristen?
Of course we have other Favorite Tees to make mockery of this New York sex scandal-
I'm not a Spitzer, I'm a Swallowzer-69 for Client 9
Stylish CLIENT 9 T-shirt

And not to forget our FAVORITE Client # 9 Tee...

It's Called The Contrite Underbite

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