My 10 Best Piss-Offs

Tired of reading all the never changing ways to piss people off? I have a 10 Best Piss-Offs list that are my absolute favorites.
My 10 best Piss-Offs

• 1. End every sentence with "Does this make sense?"
• 2. When your significant other tells you they love you - don't answer.
• 3. When the new puppy poops on the floor look at it and instead of cleaning it up- step over it.
• 4. When you answer the phone, after the calling party says hello- say hello, hello, hello like you can't hear them. (works great for screening calls too)
• 5. Put your feet up on the seat in front of you at any theater event.
• 6. When an unauthorized sales person calls you on the phone, don't answer any of their questions but ask them questions about them.
• 7. At the dog park, tell everyone you pass that the dog they have looks like a stolen dog on the local "dog lost" posters.
• 8. Pay for your next full tank of gas with all unrolled dimes, AFTER you have already pumped the gas so they can't refuse them.
• 9. When dining at a fine restaurant, keep calling the waiter back to make minor changes on your order.
• And MY favorite:
• 10. Invite your in-laws over for dinner and then go out and not be home.

Wear one of these T-shirts to the next Back to School Night at your kid's school:
I Hate Other People's Kids or Put Your Friggin Kids on a Leash BITCH!
You are Sure to piss somebody Off!



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GOP Elephant is DEAD OR Is it?

Undoubtedly one of the stupidest things I have heard: Apparently the Republican National Committee (RNC) cannot handle the negative t-shirt market mocking the Republican party and it has handed the leading T-shirt Print on Demand company a cease and desist letter to halt all GOP and use of the elephant on T-shirts and other gifts printed at Cafepress. The BUZZ on this is HUGE with the shopkeepers at Cafepress and they are spittin' Mad! According to The T-Zone Blog

"Republican National Committee, which has threatened to sue Cafepress.com because its users are selling t-shirts, stickers and other items bearing designs that refer to Republicans and Republican candidates using the initials “GOP” or using various portrayals of elephants. Like the GOP already doesn’t have enough to worry about- They’re taking their toys and won’t let anyone play- What about Freedom of Speech?"

Read These stories on Killing the GOP Elephant:

• techdirt: To Sue CafePress For Helping People Promote Republican Candidates
• Marketing VOX: GOP Unhappy Over Use of Its Trademarks in CafePress Merchandise
• WIRED: GOP Threatens CafePress Over Shirts, Stickers and Logos
• Conservative Rumblings: Just When The RNC Could Use Some Support…
• OverClockers Club: Gop Threatens Cafepress Over Shirts, Stickers And Logos
• democraticunderground.com: RNC goes after CafePress and others for using the Republican elephant in parody
  
• The Moderate Voice: GOP sends CafePress cease and desist over logo on shirts & stickers

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Took A vacation to Be nice

Ok Ok I know I have not posted on this relatively new blog- I had to take a nice break- SO here it is back again and I'll post a few things to get it going again.
So Looking around to see how other people are pissing people off and found a few interesting places for you to visit if you haven't already-

Today's topic is centered on blocking our First Amendment: Freedom of Speech

According to c|net- Create an e-annoyance, go to jail

Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.

In other words, it's OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess.

Read the entire ugly story here

teaser: "Who decides what's annoying? That's the ultimate question," Fein said. He added: "If you send an annoying message via the United States Post Office, do you have to reveal your identity?"

More from c|net: At the uneasy intersection of bloggers and the law

There is no better way to get a blogger talking than by telling him what he cannot publish--though you might forgive a government prosecutor for thinking otherwise.

A grand-jury subpoena sent by prosecutors in the Bronx earlier this year sought information to help identify people blogging anonymously on a Web site about New York politics called Room 8.

The subpoena carried a warning in capital letters that disclosing its very existence "could impede the investigation being conducted and thereby interfere with law enforcement"--implying that if the bloggers blabbed, they could be prosecuted.

Read the entire story

teaser: "Armed with that knowledge, a blogger could fight the subpoena in court. Software also exists that is intended to make it difficult to identify those who want to be anonymous online."
Entire contents, Copyright © 2008 The New York Times. All rights reserved.

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Ashley Dupre in the News once more- 2003 Girl Gone Wild

Governor's Girl Already Went Wild! Ashley Dupre in the News once more- 2003 Girl Gone Wild- Grab this Dupre Gone Wild T-shirt for political fun.
This girl will be a millionaire for just doin' the Luv Gov
This shop Already has Dupre Gone Wild t-shirts
Cafepress shop Owners don't waste any time cashing in on the latest News!

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has rescinded his $1 million offer to Ashley Alexandra Dupré to participate in the 2008 GGW Spring Break tour and pose (partly clothed) for his new complementary magazine.

Not because of any moral or legal conundrum, mind you, but because Dupré is already part of GGW history.

read the GGW story here





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ashley alexandra dupre nude video

You Just have to get over to see the Ashley Dupre videos

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Canadian Reporter Biffs it

Reporter Owned By Sled - Watch more free videos

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Eliot Spitzer Client #9 Spawns Funny Political T-shirts and Panties

Be a Politician and Zig when you should Zag and within hours literally there will be T-shirt Designs to make mockery of you and moolah for the designers. Which is exactly what is happening to our Dear New York Governor, Eliot Spritzer who is now well known as Client #9 at the posh and Elite Emperors Club. This is only the most recent of the Political Sex Scandals that give our National News the Buzz we are so thirsty to hear.
According to MoonBattery: "It's all part of being an alpha male" - According to the New York Times ; Felled by Scandal, Spitzer Says Focus Is on His Family (Where have we heard that one before?)

So who is this now famous Emperors Club VIP call girl who allegedly serviced Gov Spritzer? Does Kristen Ring a bell? Well- According to the Huffington Post, Kristen AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, age 22 an aspiring singer from a broken home who lives in New York City. Kristen has certainly got the fame now.


So there you have it- The New York BUZZ that claims one New York Governor, Eliot Spritzer, had sex with a Emperors Club VIP Hooker. It still makes one wonder why in times like this Why this is such a huge deal- I mean men have sex and men pay for sex- so because he is a public figure - now he has stepped down from his Governorship- Oh well, maybe because he spent tax payers dollars ? Who knows? Like the panties say- Hi I'm Kristen and I was SO worth it - Were you Kristen?
Of course we have other Favorite Tees to make mockery of this New York sex scandal-
I'm not a Spitzer, I'm a Swallowzer-69 for Client 9
Stylish CLIENT 9 T-shirt

And not to forget our FAVORITE Client # 9 Tee...

It's Called The Contrite Underbite

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